Let's get something straight. I'm a jerk. I'm obnoxious. And I'm lazy.
And I don?t care, because I'm FILTHY RICH.
I'm much too important to even be sitting here writing this right now. So I'll keep it short.
I make several million dollars every year
on the internet, doing almost nothing. You can see some proof here
but please keep the drooling to a minimum.
Have you seen proof like that anywhere else? Didn't think so.
Do you make that much money? Didn't think so.
I?m the guy you see driving down the street in a Ferrari with the top down, and you think to yourself, "What an ass!" And you know what? You?re right. But so what? Do you really think I value your opinion? I'm a rich jerk, so I couldn?t care less.
I cut through the BS. If you find me too offensive, obnoxious, or whatever?.feel free to leave my website at anytime.
I?m not here to make friends. I?m here to show you EXACTLY how I make millions.
We both know you want to be rich like me, otherwise you wouldn't be here. And since you found my website, I'm sure you already know that there are thousands of "get rich quick" programs out there. You?ve probably even bought some of them yourself. Well, are you impressed with them? I?m not. Not even close. These losers make a few grand a month selling some lame book to a sap like you. Big deal. I make millions. And my income is so automatic, it would make you sick.
These people are not trying to help you. They have no ?secrets?. It?s the same information over and over again, repackaged differently by new ?authors? every year. These guys send you books and binders with over 1,000 pages. They send you DVD's and audio tapes with another 10 hours of material to review. Screw that.
I don't know about you but I'm lazy.
That's why I give you simple instructions without all of the BS. I tell you "here is EXACTLY how to make money - step 1, step 2, etc.", and that's it.
The mere thought of reading thousands of pages of marketing mumbo jumbo turns my stomach.
Are you getting the point? I WILL NOT WASTE YOUR TIME.
I WILL MAKE YOU MONEY.
And unlike these idiots selling their latest money making ?programs?, I?m not even going to tell you my name, because I don?t crave attention like they do. Those guys dream of doing seminars, appearances, interviews, etc. I don?t do any of that crap. They want to be famous to make mommy & daddy proud, or so that the people who beat them up in high school will be jealous. Who cares? I don?t want to be famous. I'm a Rich Jerk, making money in my sleep, and I like it that way.
"I was skeptical at first, and then once I put the Rich Jerk techniques to use and actually saw them work, I was able to make some phenomenal money very quickly $5,600.00 in less than 20 hours..."
Jalayne Doyle | Watch Video
I've come up with a few amazingly braindead easy ways to make MONEY online. And they have worked for me for over 7 years.
You don't need to know anything technical, you don't need to know how to make a website, and you don't need any money to get started. All you need is a 6th grade education and a willingness to follow simple instructions.
I will show you EXACTLY how I make millions. And when I say "exactly", I mean it.
When I show you how easy it is to make money, you're gonna be pissed that you didn't find me earlier. But lucky for you, you found me before it was too late.
If you can type, use your mouse, and follow simple instructions, you can make money.
I?m even going to go one step further, and do the unthinkable. I?m going to show you some of my current & former websites that have made me millions. And no, I'm not talking about the site you're on right now. One of my recent simple websites made over $1 Million Dollars in just a few months, and I didn't even sell anything.
One of my other websites has been ranked # 1 in Google for over 3 years for several of the most competitive keywords and phrases on the planet. # 1 out of over 100 million results. I obviously know what I'm doing.
Many times I make a site hugely profitable, then sell it to the highest bidder so I can cash out and move on to the next project. I recently sold a website that made me $1.4M in one year. Over $900k in profit, and it didn't sell anything. I will show you all of the websites that have made me millions of dollars. And I'll show you the EXACT strategies I used to get them all so profitable. And the best part is that ALL of my websites are 99% automated.
"The Rich Jerk program is very simple; whether you are young or old, or you don't have any education at all. The average person can take it and learn from that one strategy and start making money very quickly. I made over $2,400 in the first 30 days."
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I?m offering you EXACT instructions on how to become an online multi-millionaire like me. The same strategies I still use to this day. Unlike other so-called gurus, I?m not going to overwhelm you with thousands of pages of BS. If you are looking for an expensive sleep-aid, buy their program. If you want to start making money TODAY, get mine.
In my program, I cut to the chase with my prime online money-making strategies, those that you can begin using immediately. If you can't easily make at least $10,000 per month with my simple instructions, you have a MAJOR mental problem. SERIOUSLY.
And by the way, I?m talking about just 5-10 hours of work per week. And, you'll never have to talk to anyone on the phone or in person either. No dealing with idiots.
Face it....if you want to be rich like me, this is your chance. Think about your current situation. Are you satisfied being a total loser? If so, move on. If not, get my program NOW. It's as simple as that. The fact is, you need me more than I need you. I'm already rich. You're not.
Whatever you decide, I'll be sipping martinis by the pool. And by the way, if you do happen to see me out in the real world, do me a favor and don't talk to me. I'm far too rich and important to be seen with you.
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Try my Rich Jerk strategies for up to 60 days. If you aren't successful, I'll tell you that you are in the wrong profession, I'll question your IQ, but I'll also give you a 100% refund. You can keep the book and you'll even get to keep your free website, valued at $299.00.
IT'S DECISION TIME: $9.95 is a ridiculously low price for this
life-changing information. I feel like I'm practically giving you the
keys to the kingdom here. I've already done all of the hard work, and now all
you have to do is follow simple instructions.
That is why I reserve the right to increase this price at any time. I have sold my Rich Jerk program very successfully at $49.95, and even for quite a while at $199, so don't be surprised if you return and see it back at a higher price. I'm planning on increasing the price in the next few days, so to lock in the low price you need to order TODAY,
FACT: If you can't come up with a measly 10 bucks to change your life, you deserve your miserable existence, and you should leave this website NOW.
Still here? Then you should know that I take orders 24 hours a day, so you can order my program right now, even if it's 2:00am, and you will still receive INSTANT access.
"By applying a couple of the strategies within The Rich Jerk's materials, I was able to instantly increase my income by $10,000 per month. I expect to make millions of dollars in additional profits from my business because of the techniques I've learned and applied from The Rich Jerk materials."
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What are you doing reading down here? Didn?t you order yet?......Oh, you must be one of those idiots thinking my program still sounds too good to be true. Well, if you aren't convinced, I don't really give a s#@%*. Go ahead and keep making your measly couple of grand every month, or whatever pathetic amount you make. When you're fed up with being a loser, you'll be back. You?ve seen proof that I make millions. You?ve seen that I tell it like it is, without all the BS. You?ve seen that I?m a Rich Jerk with nothing to lose. You've even seen that I offer a 60 day money back guarantee. So if you aren't ready to order, you don't even deserve to be on my site. Go away NOW.
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